Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was too chicken

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This is the best one yet and it is the true one. because there was a KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) on the other side.

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Because every time it did someone made a joke about it.

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He was changing a light bulb.
There was no one there to egg him on.
He couldn't break out of his shell.
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Didn't want to lay it on the line.

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"Didn't want to lay it on the line." Outstanding! The best so far! I laughed out loud!
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Perhaps it was too chicken to take the dare.

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He was marching to the beat of a different drumstick.

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Because I said so.
He didn't want to be chicken pie.
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Because it is a chicken.
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Because he didn't want to become road kill.

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Because he didn't want to get to the other side!
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Because the roads were under construction :D

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ANSWER; apparently there was a car coming :)
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